JeNeMangePas

August 27, 2014 at 9:45am
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floridakiloos:

SHE IS SOOO FREAKING  BEAUTIFUL!!!

(via tiger--mist)

9:45am
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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via orgasmic-humor)

9:44am
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lostawaywho:

i-am-knocking:

melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

#don’t talk to me unless you can play music and work a pole at the same time (via rattledembuckets)

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August 26, 2014 at 10:32pm
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10:31pm
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christiescloset:

so i don’t really know what i’m doing today yet but here’s the cozy outfit: urban lace dress + aritzia cardigan ☺️

christiescloset:

so i don’t really know what i’m doing today yet but here’s the cozy outfit: urban lace dress + aritzia cardigan ☺️

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10:31pm
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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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10:29pm
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tinarannosaurus:

"But do bring me a snack. Chocolate!"

request (x)

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10:28pm
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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

bringmeknitting:

superwholock-on-alternia:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

remind me to never, ever, ever screw with you 

This is just wonderful.

10:25pm
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10:25pm
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10:24pm
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shotarokaneda:

riannafinch:

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

how can this much occur in three seconds

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10:23pm
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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via orgasmic-humor)

10:23pm
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orgasmic-humor:

 

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

10:18pm
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10:16pm
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